CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck The Hall and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..................

Paranoid --- Santa Clause is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent Night, Holy ooooh look at the Froggy - can I have a Chocolate, why is France so far away?

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, ...........................

What are YOU THANKFUL for???

I'm sitting here crying my eyes out watching Extreme Make Over Home Edition on CMT. They built a home for a Marine that almost lost his life. His wife left him with four kids to raise. Seeing him get a home he deserved made me thankful for everything I have. So to my Brothers and Sisters in the

AIR FORCE
ARMY
NAVY
MARINES
COAST GUARD
NATIONAL GUARD
AIR NATIONAL GUARD
AIR FORCE RESERVE
ARMY RESERVE
NAVY RESERVE
MARINE RESERVE

I say THANK YOU. I served for 21 years. I'd do it again and again!

GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's YOUR car?

My Neice Casey walks into my house and asks me "Where's your car?"

THEN she realizes that SHE was driving MY CAR!

There's got to be BLONDE roots there somewhere!

Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd!

To FLASH or not to FLASH....

So you're driving down the road and you come across the local Police Running a Speed Enforcement Campaign. Do you?

1. FLASH your headlights to warn others?
2. Keep obeying the Law and let them do their Job?

If you answered #1, consider this:

A. What if the Driver you just flashed to "Warn" had just killed their spouse, or someone else?
B. What if they had just Robbed a Bank?
C. What if they just Raped your Wife or Girlfriend or somone else?
D. Or any other reason they might be wanted.....

YOU, by FLASHING your headlights, just helped them to escape!

Gives you something to think about......

What happens when you WRITE-IN a vote?

My Niece has been working Elections for quite some time now. I'm amazed at the IGNORANCE of some people. People today voted for:

Brittany Spears
Tim Cain (Yes, they spelled it wrong)
Anybody D
Anybody Democrete (Another Misspelling)
Mickey Mouse
Casper the Ghost
Anybody Democrat
Anyone Democrat

This guy comes in, grabs a ballot, writes in Casper the Ghost, goes to the machine and announces

"I didn't really want to vote today, so I wrote down Casper the Ghost" Well then, STAY AT HOME!

What the heck is WRONG with people. STAY HOME!

All of those listed above had to be counted. Sad thing is, they DON'T COUNT!

People fought hard for Women and Blacks to win the RIGHT to vote in this Country. And you have the GALL to write in Casper the Ghost!

No wonder this Country is in the shape it's in.

Notice that most of these are DEMOCRATS!  Just sayin....

GROW UP! STAY HOME! GET EDUCATED! LEARN TO SPELL!

Vote Wisely and correctly or KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

A Unique Concept

I did a recent Study about my Niece Sarah. This is the conclusion. It's a list of Restaurants and what she orders.....

1. McDonalds = CHICKEN Nuggets
2. Burger King = Original CHICKEN Sandwich
3. Wendy's = CHICKEN Nuggets
4. KFC = CHICKEN Breast (Although she only eats 1/4 of it)
5. Hardees = CHICKEN Breast (Yep only 1/4 again)
6. Popeye's = CHICKEN Breast (Yep again, 1/4)
7. Captain D's = CHICKEN Tenders
8. Long John Silver's = CHICKEN Planks (Which are in effect, Tenders)
9. Red Robin = CLUCKS and Fries (Yep, you got it - CHICKEN Tenders)
10. Denny's = CHICKEN Tenders
11. Olive Garden = CHICKEN Tenders or Cheese Ravioli
12. Cracker Barrel = CHICKEN Tenders

Twelve DIFFERENT restaurants covering a VAST menu selection and yet, only one item EVER ordered...

Hmmmmmm, makes you wonder!

I do notice that my Chickens seem to talk to her when she walks outside....

Yep, Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd....

Grab a Tissue and read this....

A few years ago a group of salesmen went to a regional sales convention in Chicago. They had assured their wives that they would be home in plenty of time for Friday night's dinner. In their rush, with tickets and briefcases, one of these salesmen inadvertently kicked over a table which held a display of apples. Apples flew everywhere. Without stopping or looking back, they all managed to reach the plane in time for their nearly missed boarding.

ALL BUT ONE!!! He paused, took a deep breath, got in touch with his feelings, and experienced a twinge of compassion for the girl whose apple stand had been overturned. He told his buddies to go on without him, waved good-bye, told one of them to call his wife when they arrived at their home destination and explain his taking a later flight. Then he returned to the terminal where the apples were all over the terminal floor.

He was glad he did.

The 16 year old girl was totally blind! She was softly crying, tears running down her cheeks in frustration, and at the same time helplessly groping for her spilled produce as the crowd swirled about her, no one stopping and no one to care for her plight.

The salesman knelt on the floor with her, gathered up the apples, put them back on the table and helped organize her display. As he did this, he noticed that many of them had become battered and bruised; these he set aside in another basket. When he had finished, he pulled out his wallet and said to the girl, "Here, please take this $40 for the damage we did. Are you okay?"

She nodded through her tears. He continued on with, "I hope we didn't spoil your day too badly."

As the salesman started to walk away, the bewildered blind girl called out to him, "Mister...." He paused and turned to look back into those blind eyes. She continued, "Are you Jesus?"

He stopped in mid-stride, and he wondered. Then slowly he made his way to catch the later flight with that question burning and bouncing about in his soul: "Are you Jesus?" Do people mistake you for Jesus? That's our destiny, is it not? To be so much like Jesus that people cannot tell the difference as we live and interact with a world that is blind to His love, life and grace.

If we claim to know Him, we should live, walk and act as He would. Knowing Him is more than simply quoting Scripture and going to church. It's actually living the Word as life unfolds day today.

You are the apple of His eye even though we, too, have been bruised by a fall. He stopped what He was doing and picked you and me up on a hill called Calvary and paid in full for our damaged fruit.

Please share this... Sometimes we just take things for granted, when we really need to be sharing what we know.

GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY