Some people are just TOO easy!

So, my Neice Casey and I went to Walmart to get a few things. I just bought a new 2010 Ford Fusion SEL. Lots of Bells and Whistles! We picked up the things we needed and headed outside.

I had my car in sight and reached up and ACTED like I touched my BLUETOOTH HEADSET and said "FIND CAR".

Casey said, "How can I find the Car?" I pointed to my ear.

Hit the remote unlock on my KeyFob and the lights came on at my car!

Casey, said "Can it do that?"

We got in the car and I said, "You are way TOO easy!"

I wasn't gonna post this, but Sarah said I'd better for all the grief I give her.....

Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd!

Simon the Snowman Dies

Simon the Snowman, died January 8, 2010. He was born on December 18, 2009 in Chesterfield County Virginia. Simon lived a hard life that saw each new day taking a little of his short life away. Simon kept smiling to the very end. He is survived by his Uncle Josh, two sisters; Sarah R Adams and Casey L Adams and his parents William and Debby Adams. He was cremated and his remains spread on the family farm for all to cherish. We wish to thank all who supported him and cared for him in his short lifetime.

Life is Explained

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said, entertain people, do monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span."

Monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?" And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, have sex, play, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, and enjoy. I'll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man. Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back. That makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the first twenty years we eat, sleep, have sex, play, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark at everybody.

Life has now been explained.

What do YOU call it?

I was at a bank today and upon leaving, they all said "Happy Holidays!" I said Merry Christmas! and they all went shhhhhhsh!

I said the following:

"I am 1000% CHRISTIAN! It's MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME, it's ALWAYS been Merry Christmas and it will always BE Merry Christmas to ME! I don't get offended when you call it something else. If you can't handle someone calling it Merry Christmas, then don't listen!"

I then walked out. Turns out that one of the employees is of another culture. Well, TOUGH! It's still and always will be MERRY CHRISTMAS to me.

This is a FREE country, you can always LEAVE anytime you like!

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck The Hall and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..................

Paranoid --- Santa Clause is Coming to Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent Night, Holy ooooh look at the Froggy - can I have a Chocolate, why is France so far away?

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, ...........................

What are YOU THANKFUL for???

I'm sitting here crying my eyes out watching Extreme Make Over Home Edition on CMT. They built a home for a Marine that almost lost his life. His wife left him with four kids to raise. Seeing him get a home he deserved made me thankful for everything I have. So to my Brothers and Sisters in the

AIR FORCE
ARMY
NAVY
MARINES
COAST GUARD
NATIONAL GUARD
AIR NATIONAL GUARD
AIR FORCE RESERVE
ARMY RESERVE
NAVY RESERVE
MARINE RESERVE

I say THANK YOU. I served for 21 years. I'd do it again and again!

GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's YOUR car?

My Neice Casey walks into my house and asks me "Where's your car?"

THEN she realizes that SHE was driving MY CAR!

There's got to be BLONDE roots there somewhere!

Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd!