How Sarah makes Garlic Bread

I'm reheating the Baked Spaghetti in the oven.  Sarah decides to make more Garlic Bread.  Now, I have at least 4 Cookie Sheets in this house.  Does she use one?  NO!  See below for how I found the bread!

All you can do is shake your head in disbelief!


Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd!

Did you steal my bread?!?

Today I made 3 pans of Baked Spaghetti.  One with just plain sauce and cheese for Sarah.  And two loaded with Meat, 1 for a friend and 1 for us.

We took one pan and a loaf of Garlic Bread to our friend's house then returned to put our Bread in the oven. 

Once the Bread was done.  Sarah came in to make her own plate because she "claims" I give her 1/2 the pan.  I probably do.

Anyway, she fixes her plate, I fix mine, then I grabbed 2 slices of bread and headed to my desk. 

The discussion then turned to marital relationships.  My Niece Casey is married and I have been married before.  I won't discuss what we were talking about except to say that Sarah was stating what she will do when she is married and in reality she has NO IDEA what she's going to do until she ACTUALLY gets married!

So, we're discussing this and Sarah says, look my husband isn't DID YOU JUST STEAL MY BREAD?!?

I started laughing and said YEP!

Casey said, you are DEFINITELY our Daddy's child!

Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd.

Let's get started

My friends urged me to create a blog because I see so many different things and my two Nieces are a never ending source of laughter around this house.  Over the next few weeks, I will be going back in time and posting the things that have said and done.  I promise you'll bust your gut laughing.  So, sit back, relax, have some tissues ready for laughing so hard you'll cry.  I look forward to entertaining you!

How Life on Courthouse Road was Born

My two Nieces, Casey and Sarah used to live with me as well as my Brother and His wife.  My Brother and His wife later moved to my Mom's house.  Casey and Sarah stayed.  Casey has since married and moved out.  But she still comes around.  EVERYTIME Sarah and Casey are together, ONE of them is bound to do something or say something that just leaves you shaking your head in disbelief.  So, I came up with the name because we live on Courthouse Rd.

Some people should NOT be allowed to be Bank Branch Managers.

I get a call today stating an ATM was showing an out of currency fault, but the Bank was saying it still had $11,500.00 in it.

Now, there's several things that can cause this. But today was the first time I've seen this one unfold this exact way.

On June 30th, the Bank Branch Manager had all the cash REMOVED from the ATM because it was to be taken out TODAY.

Then, this SAME MANAGER opens a service call TODAY for the fault I stated above.

I drive to the site to find out that the ATM was being removed today and that the cash had been removed on the 30th of June. So naturally I call to find out WHO opened the ticket and I find out it was the same person! I was NOT happy!

Pure Genius there. They will like the nice bill they are going to get for wasting my time.

Missing Homework

A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher decided to investigate.

"What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again."

"Well... yes, it is." replied Carol, reluctantly. "I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane."

"Carol, you're right, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in."

"Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even sadder.

"You see, the plane was hijacked."

Skirt Zipper

A lady was waiting at a Bus Stop...

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.  With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist
and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends."