It's a wonder that she can get in!
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
The New Rolling Trashcan
I walked down to the mailbox to get the mail. My Niece Sarah had already gotten it. On the way back I noticed a McDonalds Bag sticking up in my Niece Casey's car. Check out these pictures of Chesterfields newest rolling Trashcan!
It's a wonder that she can get in!
It's a wonder that she can get in!
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
WHERE is that SMELL coming from???
I walk into my house this evening and I am greeted by FUNK! It smelled bad! I hadn't cooked anything, so it couldn't be that.
I follow my nose into the Kitchen. The smell gets worse.
THEN I find it. IN THE MICROWAVE where SARAH REBECCA ADAMS left her TGI FRIDAY'S CHICKEN FINGERS that were covered in MOLD!
It's a good thing she is THOUSANDS of miles away!
Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd!
I follow my nose into the Kitchen. The smell gets worse.
THEN I find it. IN THE MICROWAVE where SARAH REBECCA ADAMS left her TGI FRIDAY'S CHICKEN FINGERS that were covered in MOLD!
It's a good thing she is THOUSANDS of miles away!
Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd!
Friday, May 4, 2012
I need your help
Again, I have to get out of my chair....(M= Me -- P = Pat, My Sister)
Riiinnnnngg!
M - Hello?
P - I need your help.
M - Why?
P - I can't get the TV to turn off.
M - Just press TV and then Power on the Remote.
P - I did that and the screen says Cable and turns blue
M - You're pressing the Cable and then Power. Press TV and then Power
P - I can't get it to work.
M - OK, I'll be up there in a second
P - OK, Bye.
I walk up there, and she says I don't know how Mama does it. (Mom presses TV and then Power, that's how!)
I take the remote and go See? TV and then Power. Amazingly, the TV goes off!
P - How did you do that?
M - I pressed TV and then Power, like this. I turn the TV on and off about 5 times.
I told her on the way out of the house that I was posting this. I still don't think she actually understands the concept.
Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd
Riiinnnnngg!
M - Hello?
P - I need your help.
M - Why?
P - I can't get the TV to turn off.
M - Just press TV and then Power on the Remote.
P - I did that and the screen says Cable and turns blue
M - You're pressing the Cable and then Power. Press TV and then Power
P - I can't get it to work.
M - OK, I'll be up there in a second
P - OK, Bye.
I walk up there, and she says I don't know how Mama does it. (Mom presses TV and then Power, that's how!)
I take the remote and go See? TV and then Power. Amazingly, the TV goes off!
P - How did you do that?
M - I pressed TV and then Power, like this. I turn the TV on and off about 5 times.
I told her on the way out of the house that I was posting this. I still don't think she actually understands the concept.
Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd
WHY does she INSIST on telling me things I ALREADY know???
I'm sitting at home tonight relaxing watching Looney Tunes when......
Riiiiiiinnnng! Caller ID shows it's my Mom's House.
(M= Me -- P=Pat, My Sister)
M - Hello?
P - Are you working tomorrow?
M - Yes
P - Well, if you go over on Broad Street, you're going to have a lot of detours because the President is coming to town.
M - (I'm thinking - Does she think these things up - oh yeah, the news just went off) I know this, I've known it all week.
P - Oh. Well has Sarah left or did she have the day off.
M - No. She leaves at 6am tomorrow.
P - Oh, Well she's going to have to get up early then.
M - (Thinking to myself - You think??) We got it covered.
P - Oh, well I'll talk to you later.
Wow, I feel so much more enlightened. NOT!
Now, back to relaxing.
Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd
Riiiiiiinnnng! Caller ID shows it's my Mom's House.
(M= Me -- P=Pat, My Sister)
M - Hello?
P - Are you working tomorrow?
M - Yes
P - Well, if you go over on Broad Street, you're going to have a lot of detours because the President is coming to town.
M - (I'm thinking - Does she think these things up - oh yeah, the news just went off) I know this, I've known it all week.
P - Oh. Well has Sarah left or did she have the day off.
M - No. She leaves at 6am tomorrow.
P - Oh, Well she's going to have to get up early then.
M - (Thinking to myself - You think??) We got it covered.
P - Oh, well I'll talk to you later.
Wow, I feel so much more enlightened. NOT!
Now, back to relaxing.
Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd
Monday, April 30, 2012
How Sarah makes Garlic Bread
I'm reheating the Baked Spaghetti in the oven. Sarah decides to make more Garlic Bread. Now, I have at least 4 Cookie Sheets in this house. Does she use one? NO! See below for how I found the bread!
All you can do is shake your head in disbelief!
Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd!
All you can do is shake your head in disbelief!
Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd!
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Did you steal my bread?!?
Today I made 3 pans of Baked Spaghetti. One with just plain sauce and cheese for Sarah. And two loaded with Meat, 1 for a friend and 1 for us.
We took one pan and a loaf of Garlic Bread to our friend's house then returned to put our Bread in the oven.
Once the Bread was done. Sarah came in to make her own plate because she "claims" I give her 1/2 the pan. I probably do.
Anyway, she fixes her plate, I fix mine, then I grabbed 2 slices of bread and headed to my desk.
The discussion then turned to marital relationships. My Niece Casey is married and I have been married before. I won't discuss what we were talking about except to say that Sarah was stating what she will do when she is married and in reality she has NO IDEA what she's going to do until she ACTUALLY gets married!
So, we're discussing this and Sarah says, look my husband isn't DID YOU JUST STEAL MY BREAD?!?
I started laughing and said YEP!
Casey said, you are DEFINITELY our Daddy's child!
Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd.
We took one pan and a loaf of Garlic Bread to our friend's house then returned to put our Bread in the oven.
Once the Bread was done. Sarah came in to make her own plate because she "claims" I give her 1/2 the pan. I probably do.
Anyway, she fixes her plate, I fix mine, then I grabbed 2 slices of bread and headed to my desk.
The discussion then turned to marital relationships. My Niece Casey is married and I have been married before. I won't discuss what we were talking about except to say that Sarah was stating what she will do when she is married and in reality she has NO IDEA what she's going to do until she ACTUALLY gets married!
So, we're discussing this and Sarah says, look my husband isn't DID YOU JUST STEAL MY BREAD?!?
I started laughing and said YEP!
Casey said, you are DEFINITELY our Daddy's child!
Life goes on here on Courthouse Rd.
Monday, April 23, 2012
Let's get started
My friends urged me to create a blog because I see so many different things and my two Nieces are a never ending source of laughter around this house. Over the next few weeks, I will be going back in time and posting the things that have said and done. I promise you'll bust your gut laughing. So, sit back, relax, have some tissues ready for laughing so hard you'll cry. I look forward to entertaining you!
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