I am trying to figure out HOW....

TWO SETS of LIPS (2 MOUTHS) can have 6 DIRTY PLATES some with FOOD left on them.
ELEVEN glasses WITH liquid in them.
FOUR Saucers because we were OUT of plates.
SEVEN Coffee Mugs, because we were OUT of drinking glasses.....
ALL IN ONE ROOM!

It takes less than ONE MINUTE to reach the EMPTY dishwasher!

Life goes on here on Courthouse Road.....

So I was trying to figure out HOW Strawberry Cheesecake got all over my Refridgerator.....

I noticed Casey and her Boyfriend enjoying my Strawberry Cheescake earlier. THEN I saw it! She used a STEAK KNIFE to cut the slices of cheesecake! Yes, a STEAK KNIFE! You know those SHARP knives that cut COMPLETELY THROUGH pie plates! So, the HOLE left in the pie plate allowed the Strawberry Topping to drip all over the bottom of my fridge!

So, after I kill her, yaw'll can come to the memorial service! I have 4000 dull knives and she USES A STEAK KNIFE!!!

Life goes on here on Courthouse Road!