Monday, July 11, 2011

Some people should NOT be allowed to be Bank Branch Managers.

I get a call today stating an ATM was showing an out of currency fault, but the Bank was saying it still had $11,500.00 in it.

Now, there's several things that can cause this. But today was the first time I've seen this one unfold this exact way.

On June 30th, the Bank Branch Manager had all the cash REMOVED from the ATM because it was to be taken out TODAY.

Then, this SAME MANAGER opens a service call TODAY for the fault I stated above.

I drive to the site to find out that the ATM was being removed today and that the cash had been removed on the 30th of June. So naturally I call to find out WHO opened the ticket and I find out it was the same person! I was NOT happy!

Pure Genius there. They will like the nice bill they are going to get for wasting my time.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Missing Homework

A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher decided to investigate.

"What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again."

"Well... yes, it is." replied Carol, reluctantly. "I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane."

"Carol, you're right, that wasn't a very bright thing to do," said the teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in."

"Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking even sadder.

"You see, the plane was hijacked."

Monday, May 30, 2011

Skirt Zipper

A lady was waiting at a Bus Stop...

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the
second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.  With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist
and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends."

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Tired Son

A clergyman, walking down a country lane, saw a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.

"You look tired, my son," said the cleric. "Why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

"No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't approve."

"Don't be silly," the minister said. "Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water."

Again the young man protested that his father would be upset.

Losing his patience just a little, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"

"Well," replied the young farmer, "you can tell him whatever you like just as soon as I get this hay off him."

Thursday, February 24, 2011

FIVE things my Niece, Sarah Rebecca Adams hardly EVER does!

1.  Put Toilet Paper on the EASIEST Toilet Paper Roll holder in the world!
2.  Turn OFF the Kitchen Light AFTER she turns it ON!
3.  Use the SAME GLASS all day long.
4.  NOT put her chewing gum on whatever she was eating or drinking.
5.  Talk in a Normal Voicetone

There's TONS more....Just saying......

Life goes on here on Courthouse Road

Saturday, January 22, 2011

There has GOT to be a PREVENTION PILL!

With all the advances in Medical Science.  Someone, somewhere must come up with an:


Geez, what the heck was I thinking?!?

Shelly, that Brewmaster BETTER be worth the pain I went through.  LOL