Saturday, February 26, 2011

Tired Son

A clergyman, walking down a country lane, saw a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.

"You look tired, my son," said the cleric. "Why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."

"No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't approve."

"Don't be silly," the minister said. "Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water."

Again the young man protested that his father would be upset.

Losing his patience just a little, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"

"Well," replied the young farmer, "you can tell him whatever you like just as soon as I get this hay off him."

Thursday, February 24, 2011

FIVE things my Niece, Sarah Rebecca Adams hardly EVER does!

1.  Put Toilet Paper on the EASIEST Toilet Paper Roll holder in the world!
2.  Turn OFF the Kitchen Light AFTER she turns it ON!
3.  Use the SAME GLASS all day long.
4.  NOT put her chewing gum on whatever she was eating or drinking.
5.  Talk in a Normal Voicetone

There's TONS more....Just saying......

Life goes on here on Courthouse Road