I want the SKINNY Hot Dogs

So we're going to cook burgers and hot dogs this evening. Now, in a NORMAL household that's no problem. But when Sarah Rebecca Sunkel is in it, you have to buy NATHAN'S ALL BEEF HOT DOGS. But!!!! You must get the SKINNY ones because they are not as fat! I submit EVIDENCE to the contrary. Below is the SKINNY Hot Dogs as they are called by Sarah....

Now, remember, SHE IS COLLEGE EDUCATED!

Pictured above is HER SKINNY Hot Dogs.  Note the Nutrition Info.

These are the Regular FAT Hot Dogs as she calls them.  Again, Note the Nutrition Info.

Through the years, she has gone from Hebrew National ALL BEEF Hot Dogs to BALLPARK all BEEF Hot Dogs to Nathan's ALL BEEF Hot Dogs.  

Now, here's the kicker!  Sarah says she doesn't eat RED MEAT!  You can draw your own conclusion.

Life goes on here on Courthouse Road..............